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Top Ten Silver Linings of Global Warming
(submitted by Bloodbond)
The world will look increasingly like a cool post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie.
World globes can be updated by dipping them in blue paint.
Finally the "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" debate will be settled.
All that carbon dioxide makes everyone a bit more mellow.
As the icecaps melt, the oceans will have a proportionally lower concentration of fish doo-doo.
My stock in Haagen Dazs has tripled.
Talking about the weather is actually fun now.
Hell won't seem so hot when you finally get there.
You will now be fashionable in your "high water pants."
We now have a legitimate excuse to never wear those horrid presents Aunt Gertrude knits for us every year.
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