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The Number 10's Top Ten Pet Peeves

(submitted by mathgrant)

10. Having to appear next to the unfunniest post (Steve Weiss)
9. It ishard to find suits that fit both its slender 1 and its rotund 0. (Oren Otter)
8. Everyone wants to go to eleven nowadays. (rorschak)
7. Penn State joined the Big 10 and ruined its favorite College Football Conference. (Aaron Hirshberg)
6. It is rired of being the base of those logarithm jokes. (Lekolight)
5. It sponsored so many episodes of Sesame Street, and got no thanks at all. (Aaron Hirshberg, Oren Otter)
4. So many of its neighbors are irrational. (Aaron Hirshberg)
3. It had the state of Tennessee named after it, but it is actually from New York. (Oren Otter)
2. It is stuck next to nine, who's a total square. (finlero)
1. It can't get a date because people misinterperet the phrase "not a single digit." (ChAoS oTtEr)

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