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Top Ten Reasons To Be Optimistic
(submitted by Arcola Mike)
Because the Botox injections won't let you frown.
You can always laugh at the misfortune of others.
Because the last time you tried to be 'OMNI-mistic' your head hurt for weeks....
Interest rates are falling, hemlines are rising.
The government's tax rebate check didn't bounce.
Pessimism is just doomed to failure anyway, might as well try the alternative.
It really pisses off the other people in your office.
At least I'm not Canadian.
Congress voted against making Shakespearean English the national language.
Because it only take 29 muscles to put a smile on your face, but it takes 34 muscles to get punched in the face for saying that.
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