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Top Ten Things To Do Before Summer Vacation
(submitted by Crandon)
Wax your surf board and your back.
Get a job with vacation benefits.
Stop procrastinating and send out your Christmas cards.
Tighten your air guitar chops.
Let out the waistband of your Speedos.
Find some fatter paler people to hang around with so you'll look tan and fit.
Get that reindeer tattoo removed... and find out who spiked the egg nog last Christmas.
Clean the freshman out of your locker.
Pray that the airline you chose dosen't go bankrupt.
Beg your parents not to foreclose your room.
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