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Top Ten Perks of Being a Super Delegate
(submitted by Arcola Mike)
Congressional pages are now "sidekicks".
Automatically qualifies you for one free Grand Slam breakfast at your local Denny's.
20% more graft.
Hanging with Al Gore and Jimmy Carter is such a hoot.
You get naming rights to the candidate's first grandchild.
All the other delegates have to wear ties. You get to wear spendex and a cape.
You're on Obama Girl's speed dial.
Thanks to the candidates, you get free EVERYTHING until the convention is over.
Just moved into the Top Ten friends on Hilary's My Space page.
Your status has improved from "political hack" to "important political hack".
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