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Top Ten Most Needed New Inventions
(submitted by Stephen H)
Some kind of non-abrasive gadget that gently takes the edge off not making the top ten.
For current and aspiring politicians: Pants that won't unzip.
The BBQ-flavored condom.
Presidential candidate truth meter.
Flying cars. We still don't have them. What a fakeout that was!
A thingummy that helps you remember the names of whatchamacallits.
B.S. detector circuit in your TV that mutes the sound during political commercials....
(Oops I did it again.)
Mother-In-Law ejector seat.
A sock that is cleaned by sweat.
Bacon straightener. Don't ask. I just freakin need one.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
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