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Top Ten Signs This List Appears on Valentine's Day
Today only, heart-shaped pixels
You're up reading top ten lists in the doghouse instead of being in bed with your wife because you forgot Valentine's Day.
Comedy has been eschewed in favor of the "Awwww" factor.
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
I love Scott! I love Scott! I love Scott! I love Scott!
Cherry-chocolate stains in the shape of Christian and Scott's fingerprints on items 9, 7 and 2
The number one entry, being the loniest, is crying.
Item number 4 on this list contains a series of sideways hearts, and the sig contains the smiling face of a cute, furry animal. <3 <3 <3 <3
(Oren Otter 8=-3)
Your girlfriend won't let you read it because you need to spend "together time."
Your girlfriend is not happy that her only gift is the number 1 response on this list.
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