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Top Ten Reasons You Won't Get Into Grad School
(submitted by Hrm.)
That glowing letter from your kindergarten teacher is getting less and less impressive as years pass.
Although your photoshopped transcript is quite good, calculating a GPA based on your A+++ feedback rating might have been a mistake.
The Dean did not appreciate the "Top Ten Reasons to Accept Me into Grad School."
Once you earned your A.A.S. in French Fry Technology, you kind of hit a ceiling.
You think LSAT, GMAT and MCAT are code names from Halo2.
You were shocked to arrive at the testing center and find out that the GRE wasn't an open-book test.
Your B.S. is in B.S.
(No Dear I didn't)
For some reason, they no longer seem to accept essays written in crayon.
That whole going to class thing isn't working out in regular college.
Your 4 years of acclaimed work at the pestigious Inernational House of Pancakes wasn't accepted by the Harvard School of International Studies.
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