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Top Ten Signs Your Clothes Are Out of Style
(submitted by amandab256)
You find ads for ten cent cups of coffee in your pockets.
You can't find anything at the mall to match the powdered wigs you wear.
(Murph the Smurf)
You got arrested last Saturday night. It turns out that there REALLY ARE Fashion Police....
(Oops I did it again.)
You get compliments on your "phat stylez," but only from people 30 years older than you.
They go great with your 63 Buick.
No one seems impressed that your loincloth is made of the finest wooly mammoth.
Your clothes have funny names such as "jerkins" and "pantaloons".
Even moths won't touch your clothes.
The goldfish in your platform shoes died a long time ago.
None of your undergarments show.
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