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Top Ten Little-Known Facts about Spam
(submitted by Jabba the Fatt)
It travels on the space shuttle into outer space with the astronauts, not as food, but as protective coating against dangerous gamma radiation.
Spam with cheese is the number one cause of constipation.
It is actually from the haunch of the little-known "Spamalope" discovered by Gary Larson in the 90's.
After a night of partying, It is easily confused with toothpaste at 4 am.
When combined with duct tape and super glue, it will fix everthing except your cholesterol level.
Due to its dual meaning, many of today's youth that hear Monty Pythons "Spam" skit for the first time and believe it to be about a married couple ordering breakfast in an internet cafe.
In Hawaii, if you and a member or the opposite sex consume a meal that is at least one third spam, you are legally married.
(dinner for allannero)
There was once a "colors of the rainbow" pack, but by-and-large the favorite was the Pepto-Bismol Pink variety.
Before skittles got the idea, spam's slogan was "taste the Spambow" but was changed since cans of falling spam caused too much panic.
Spam is actually considered a "weapon of ass construction."
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