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Top Ten Signs This Will Not Be A Good Day
(submitted by Tyler)
Your Alphabits spell out "STAY HOME".
Your kid comes home from day care with a tattoo.
Got up on the wrong side of the bed and ended up with a facefull of wall.
Are those really locusts.....?
Sunrise blotted out by giant alien warship.
Ten minutes into it, you realize your "giving a speech naked" dream isn't a dream this time.
Today's Weather Forecast: hellfire and brimstone.
You slam your coat in the door. From the outside. On a 747.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Cthulhu."
The weather guy is predicting a hail of frogs in your vicinity.
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