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Weird Al's Top Ten Pet Peeves
(submitted by a little glowing friend)
The only commencement speeches he's invited to make are for clown schools, yoga classes, and Oral Roberts University.
Those dedicated (yet tone-deaf) fans who send in their accordian audition tapes
He is "white and nerdy" but never able to actually garner a #1 submission on CSITTL.
At restaurants, waiters keep telling him to just "Eat It!"
People are constantly mistaking him for a skinny Penn Gillette.
With rapid acceleration of societal decay, being Weird becomes more and more challenging.
The first public mention of him, in quite a while, is actually, this list.
He is constantly being mistaken for the unibomber.
Michael Jackson hasn't released a new song lately.
(darthgator , Soldierinthewind)
It takes too long writing good songs; someone always does one similar just before him.
(JrsyRose, Krig the Viking)
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