direct from . . .
Top Ten Signs You Are Addicted to Chocolate
(submitted by Crimson Myst)
Your dealer has a man on the inside at the Hershey chocolate factory that he says can get it for you cheap.
Who else loves chocolate covered sauerkraut?
Your favorite day of the year is February 15.
The specially installed "Chocolate compartment" in your car has central air conditioning for those hot summer days.
The annoying tingle, when foil touches a dental filling, is yet a minor inconvenience as you get the last bit of chocolate from a Kiss wrapper.
You bring a lawsuit against the Nestle Corporation for your “problem," blaming them for knowingly and openly marketing an addictive substance. You seek punitive damages of 5,000 "$100 Grand" bars.
Before buying your house, you checked with the weather service to make sure that it would be downwind from the local chocolate factory.
(Oops I did it again.)
You can tell the difference between 50%, 52%, and 54% dark chocolate with a 99% success rate.
You're taking growth hormones to stunt your growth so that you can still go trick or treating at Halloween.
You've just proposed marriage to Count Chocula.
Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full
copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's &
Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties
the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve
all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the
express consent of one of the authors.
Last modified: Sep 24, 2007