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Top Ten Compliments that Really Aren't
(submitted by Magus Noan)
"If you lose any more weight, dear, you're going to need a belt for your bib overalls."
"What a cute baby; her eyebrow is just like her mom's."
"You look really good from far away because you're so thin."
((someone actually told me that) rein)
"I like your shoes; they remind me of fluffy pancakes."
"You have off-beat good looks."
"I respect your loyalty to the fashion trends of the 80's."
"Wow. You have the tightest beer belly I have ever seen!"
"Best broccoli I ever had!"
"Wow, I haven't seen that kind of courage since Don Quixote!"
"Of all the people I've ever met, you are easily the most recent."
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