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Top Ten Telltale Signs of an Outdoor Grilling Addict
(submitted by Magus Noan)
When the home down the street caught fire, he brought steaks.
Every cooking utensil in the house has an 18-inch handle.
In the absense of a grill, he will use a sharpie to draw diagonal lines on food.
When asked, "How are you doing?", he replies "medium well."
During the rainy season, he eats a lot of "Very wet steak"
After loosing his hand in a grilling accident he replaced it with a detachable spatula and tongs set.
The George Foreman grill is now used for pressing shirts. The oven? Storage space!
Coffee table bowl full of M&M's - each with perfectly spaced grill lines.
The kids begin to moan, "Aww, not prime rib again!"
(Thing is, I've claimed that)
Two eggs over easy with grill marks.
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