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Top Ten Reasons Roger Clemens Signed with the Yankees
(submitted by The Zuckster)
Steinbrenner promised the organist would play "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" when he pitches.
Stripes make you look thinner. Except in the wallet.
Please! He's a professional athlete. Someone signed for him.
He was charmed by Steinbrenner's warm personality.
He was guaranteed to replace Trump on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
He's still hoping to get the last critical baseball honor - being fired by Steinbrenner.
(Billy "I Quit" Martin)
"Dear Roger, If your kids ever want to see their puppy again... GS "
Because if your team's gonna choke in the playoffs anyway, why not get more attention than you would in Houston?
The Yankees included the Brooklyn Bridge in his contract.
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