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Top Ten Things NOT to get Mom for Mother's Day
(submitted by MT Nester)
A bumper sticker with the names of the honor roll students you've beaten up
Look mom, this #8 entry is all for you...Happy Mother's Day!
Your bill from Planned Parenthood.
Paid lifetime membership to AARP.
How to Be a Mother for Dummies.
A '#3 Mom' coffee mug.
Hardcover edition of "Oedipus Rex".
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