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Top Ten Ways to Make Amends for Forgetting Valentine's Day
(submitted by Arcola Mike)
Prove that you're not a nerd by taking down your Top Ten List for a month.
Make sure you at least remember the wedding annivers--- oh, crap!
Provide startup funds for her new online dating service.
Move to another city and find a new girlfriend. Repeat process next year.
Nothing says "forgive me" like her name engraved on a wheel of cheese.
(love like winter)
Be a patriot and a romantic on President's Day by reading her the steamy letters John Adams wrote to Abigail.
Half price sales mean twice as much chocolate for the same price.
Show your self-deprecating sense of humor with a lovely bouquet of forget-me-nots.
Not necessary: If you are stupid enough to forget Valentine's Day, you probably live in a cave alone anyway.
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