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Top Ten Signs It's January 1st
(submitted by Magus Noan)
Commercials telling you that diamonds are "the ultimate Valentine's gift".
(Jumping the gun.)
Assorted partygoers congregate outside pharmacies like ravening hordes of zombies.
(Naska the Zoki-Howler)
The 50% off Christmas merchandise is next to full-priced Valentine's Day merchandise.
You wake up on the floor with a couple dozen strangers and a huge hangover, wearing a diaper and a funny hat.
Those dorky 2007 glasses on the ground everywhere.
You vaguely remember a countdown but no spacecraft was launched.
Your hair is a solid mass of glitter, streamers and champagne-flavoured puke. Also, you're in some strangers bed.
You finally remember to write "2006".
With the hangover of the decade, you complain that the neighbors are ironing too noisily.
Your neighborhood is flooded with matching track suits, headbands, heart rate monitors and ankle weighs.
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