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Top Ten Ways to Motivate Yourself to Exercise
(submitted by Noodles)
Have a friend hide the remote in your fat.
"This pedometer will detonate if you drop below 5 miles per day..."
Locate your high school gym teacher. He'll berate you for free.
Get married; have kids. Then "exercising" is the only way you're going to be able to get out of the house.
Let loose a panther in your apartment. No more slouching in front of the TV for you!
Count the personal ads that say "Hot babe looking for fat guy."
Buy cheese in big balls and move to the top of a hill.
In line at the grocery store. Wait until some little kid looks at you and says, "Chew eh chewba, Jabba-Solo.. Ah ah ah.."
Jennifer Aniston back on the "market."
Step One: Hurl rocks into a wasps nest. Step Two: Wind Sprints
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