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Top Ten Ways To Solve Your Ant Infestation Problem
(submitted by Lainehart)
Find someone with a spider infestation problem and take a few thousand home.
Change the word "Infestation" to "Collaboration" and suddenly you're a great team leader!
Call up your friend, the one with the aardvark infestation problem.
Sell your house, listing it as "Country get away in the heart of the city"
Hold a Golden Treacle and Sticky Bun fair......next door
(Leather/Denim Combination Pants)
Host an "Antz," "A Bug's Life," and "The Ant Bully" movie marathon for them, free with poison-coated popcorn.
Dress up like a giant anteater and hide in the corner of the kitchen, waiting for your prey.
Put out tiny little containers of honey-scented deoderant. Once the ants use it, the other ants will turn on them. Bwahahahahaha!
Hire an obsessive-compulsive to come in and stomp on each and every one.
Stock up on amphetamines and then invite the entire River Dance crew over to your house for an all-night dance party.
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