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Top Ten Real Purposes for Area-51
(submitted by TheDon)
Storing deleted emails
Storage area for defective poker decks in case the missing cards are ever found
That fellow had to dump all his Dyson Vacuum prototypes somewhere.
Original set for "Field of Dreams"
It is where the Wild Things are.
Breeding ground for Jerry Springer guests
Overflow parking for Area 50
Training ground for the top-secret flying attack elephant brigade
(Krig the Viking)
One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater Preserve
It's really just a buffer zone; the aliens in Area 50 can't get along with those in Area 52.
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