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Top Ten Most Useless Statistics Ever
(submitted by Nerfomatic)
The Average Telephone Number
It took me 47 minutes to think of this answer.
This entry contributes to 10% of this list.
For every 4 people that leave their water tap running, 7 panda bear cubs die.
73% of the entries submitted to this list were "x% of all statistics are made up on the spot."
(scooby dooby doo, where are you?)
6 out of 10 top ten list entries aren't considered funny by 4 out of 5 people.
39% prefer entry #3; 42% prefer entry #6; 70% prefer entry #1; the rest realize that that's over 100%
87% of single-parent dendrophobes will not find #2 funny.
100% of these fact are most likely to be false.
The amount of sleep lost thinking about that last entry: 14.3 seconds.
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