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Mickey Mouse's Top Ten Pet Peeves
(submitted by a little glowing friend)
Mighty Mouse was never busted for steroids.
Counting to 10
When Minnie insists he shave his mustache
He's the best known guy on the planet and the only girl he can get has a body exactly like his.
(No Dear I didn't)
Being mistaken for an Irishman
Losing the "World's most famous nose" contest to Rudolf
People sawing off the top of his head and selling his ears
He is unable to afford to have the "Perot for President" tattoo removed from left buttock.
Diversity awareness meetings hosted by the self-righteous It's a Small World bunch
He has yet to see a single penny for all those pancakes.
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