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Top Ten Signs You Have Become a Video Game Hero
(submitted by mario-sonic-spyro-fisher (it said it had to be 4 characters or more, right?))
A rececnt inventory check of your house showed, one room filled with coins, one filled with crystals, and one filled with bananas
No one wants to play darts with you now that you've developed auto-aim.
When you walk down the street, tough looking guys carrying grenades and chainsaws run away from you.
On your way to work, three different 18-wheelers flap open to gas up your car and give you more ammo.
You have killed more than 40,000 people, and have been killed yourself over six hundred times, but have never met a homicide detective
You're insured for ghost-touch-related injuries.
You wear all black spandex and leather clothes, can carry up to 30 different firearms (plus ammunition) without a bag, and have been killed several times. Through all of this you never break a sweat.
Everywhere you go ninjas pop out of random places and try to kill you.
You have a key, torch, poison antidote, solar blaster, secret map, magic shield and personal helicopter in your pocket.
Your doctor prescribes you a daily dosage of first aid kits, to keep your health bar nice and high.
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