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Top Ten Best Things Before Sliced Bread
(submitted by Sliced Bread)
(Bada Bing Crosby)
Bread torn in a reasonably neat fashion
Not dying of the plague
(The Cruciverbalist, Aaron Hirshberg)
That deli guy who could balance three whole pounds of pastrami on top of your loaf of rye
The bread slicer. Unfortunately, the moment it was used, it was knocked off the number 1 spot.
Giant toaster with oval-shaped opening in which to put unsliced bread
The bread bag little twisty ties
Pointy sticks to stab the tribe that had the sliced bread
(Drunken Vet Student, LaZorra)
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