Bumper stickers that read, "Harry Potter: The Wizard King"
(Bada Bing Crosby)
People telling Penn to shut up and let the little guy talk every once in a while.
Jay and Silent Bob
(NuT wItH a GuN)
People who think they make ice cream
(squeezette)
"So, wait, let me get this straight. Why is his name Teller if he's the one who doesn't talk?"
(Magik)
People always asking Teller "Where's your Penn?"
(Major Tom)
They never win on "Beauty and the Geek."
(Bada Bing Crosby)
People don't realize that Penn is the one that doesn't talk. Teller is a ventriloquist.
(JimBean)
Harry Houdini never calls. Neither does Harry Anderson.
(Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart)
"Wow, I can't even tell where the tiger bit you!"
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