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Top Ten Signs That Geeks Really Do Rule the World

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10. Electronic voting machines. (danb)
9. Two words: Bill Gates (Bob Clemmons, Unixella, FrozenLemonade, capnlimpwrist)
8. I can go a week without liquor, pot, sex, and TiVo. I can't go 5 minutes without checking my e-mail. (AckThwap)
7. Every hour of every day, somewhere, there is a re-run of Star Trek on TV. (brianhenning.com)
6. They always triumph over the evil jocks and frat boys in serious Hollywood films, which, by the way, are favorably reviewed by geek trend-setters. (Bada Bing Crosby)
5. All songs eventually become "technotized". (Gmann)
4. Thousands of normal people try to win the approval of two of the geekiest every Monday & Thursday. (lefty)
3. Suddenly it's cool to have a hard drive in your pocket that plays "em-pee-threes"? (Topher)
2. This year's Olympics were simulcast in English, Spanish, Italian, and Klingon. (The Cruciverbalist)
1. actually, geeks just rule the northern hemisphere; nerds rule the western, dorks rule the southern, and spazzoids have muscled most of the eastern hemisphere from the morons. (gummer)

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