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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten New Oscar Categories

(submitted by Iron Chef Klingon)

10. Best Remade, Unoriginal Picture with New, Untalented, Soon to be Stars We will shove down your throats this coming year. (darthgator)
9. Best Picture Hated by the Religious Right (V's Herbie)
8. Best performance in a gender bending role (Bob "Oscar Winnah" Clemmons)
7. Best Acting by a Computer Simulation (Kama)
6. Best Assistent to the Caterer to the Post-Production Crew on an Animated Short in a Foreign Language (Thomas Palssson)
5. Best Best Boy (Krig the Viking)
4. Best Supporting One-Liner (Good Ol' Horseface)
3. Best Craft Table Donuts (WendellWit)
2. Best Over-the-Top Death Scene by an Action Movie Extra (Ilsoap)
1. Best Blatant Hinting at Possible Sequel (The Cruciverbalist)

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