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Top Ten Signs Your Cat Doesn't Like You
(submitted by ariesgirl)
He waits until your *almost* done with your term paper to pounce on the keyboard and irretrievably delete it.
You find a severed mouse head in bed when you wake up.
Even your liver has scratch marks.
You come home from work and find all your stuff on the front lawn-- covered with hairballs.
He keeps putting signs in grocery store, looking for a good home for you!!!
The "101 Ways to Skin a Human" book under his bed.
He doesn't just bring you dead mice, he waits until you eat them.
For the third time this week you catch him under the car - chewing on the brakeline.
You had his claws trimmed cause he scratched a lot, then he came home with a switchblade.
You find a little pill buried in YOUR food.
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