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Top Ten Alternative Energy Sources that Never Made It
(submitted by Toxicgonzo)
Jiggling the toilet handle to stop it from running
Gastro-intestinal wind power
(The Incognito Penguin)
"LAOC:" Turning coal into dinosaurs and making them run around on treadmills to generate power
Wagging dog tails
Sneezing: Not enough worldwide pepper production to fuel it
Senatorial wind power: Though plentiful, it is just too unreliable.
Static Electricity: It was too hard to run a toaster by taking on and off your sweater really fast.
Having the elderly run on treadmills wasn't as efficient as traditional fossil fuels.
Road rage: You could power a car for a week on one good bout of righteous indignation.
Forcing people who are giddy after a good first date to ride bicycle generators 'till morning
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