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Top Ten Reasons You Won't Be Nominated for the Supreme Court
(submitted by AckThwap)
The only judging you've done was the wet t-shirt contest at the bar.
Your rivals have a tendency to turn up dead with gavel dents in their heads.
The only bar association that would endorse you is the Milwaukee Tavern League.
You still think that the Supreme Court is just like "regular" court, but with tomatoes and sour cream.
You have skeletons in your closet. Real skeletons.
No matter what people tell you, you are convinced Warren Burger was a fast-food chain.
The "Spitball Incident" in the sixth grade. Damn that Permanent Record!!!
You're not on Bush's 'Ass-Kickin' Christians' list.
You thought Roe vs Wade was the decision to use oars or to get out and push.
That whole punching a baby thing... Bit of a blemish there...
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