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Top Ten Scariest Things Your Taxi Driver Can Say To You
(submitted by The Incognito Penguin)
"Don't worry, I'll just take a shortcut through New Jersey."
(Krig the Viking)
"Well then, if you could just hold on to that piece of rope to keep the doors closed that would be great!"
"Here, I have a spare tin foil helmet for you in case the aliens come for me again."
"Could you take the wheel? I need to bail out."
"You ever seen that movie Deliverance? I nearly peed myself I was laughin' so hard!"
"No I don't need the directions. I know where you live."
"There's a life preserver under the seat just in case we need it."
"I love your ... *achem* I mean ... our primitive rolling conveyances on...our...planet here."
"I gotta pee. Can you hand me the cup holder?"
"You mind if we make a stop under the bridge? I got something in the trunk to take care of."
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