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Top Ten Signs You Have Chosen an Overpriced Restaurant
(submitted by Major Tom)
The meal is the size of a thumbprint, the plate is as big as a kiddie pool, and the credit card company calls to laugh at you when you pay the bill.
(Prelude in G Minor)
"Hi, my name is Ryan. Would you prefer 15 or 30 year financing with your meal?"
Even the bus boys wear Prada!
(One funny kiddo)
Pre-meal menu rentals begin at $20 per person.
The toilet paper is made of velvet.
When you ask for water, the waiter goes into a long list of options, none of which are "tap."
You ask for a menu and your waiter does that "money" hand motion.
The coat check girl can't break anything smaller than a $100 bill.
Your $50 steak looks like it comes from the Extreme Weight-Loss Clinic.
(Naska the Zoki-Howler)
The sign above the maitre d's podium says " Plutonium Mastercard accepted".
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