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Top Ten Signs Your Home Renovation Isn't Working Out
(submitted by AckThwap)
It took you two days just to install the batteries on your cordless screwdriver.
The blueprints specified it as the "master bedroom" however it is still in that "sun deck" stage.
The rest of the house now matches the condition of your teenager's room.
(Your Mother doesnt live here.)
You hear passers-by refering to your house as "Berlin circa 1946."
The load-bearing wall made out of Lego is starting to show signs of stress.
The garage door opens when you flush the toilet.
You're doing it yourself and your wife has her arms crossed and keeps giving you that 'squinty' face she always makes.
You have a map of the fastest route to the hospital tatooed on your back.
Your home has been declared "Water Slide National Park" after an attempt to retile the bathroom.
You cry yourself to sleep every night. On the couch.
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