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Top Ten Perks of Communism
(submitted by truebluetexan)
Red goes with anything.
Women will like you for you, not your bank account.
There's no disappointing your parents, the Government wants you to be a "writer."
Sack-wearing women: leaves everything to the imagination
You never again have to deal with the dissapointment of not getting as big of a raise as you were expecting.
Out of sugar? No problem! Your neighbor has to give it to you.
You see a bread line. I see a social club .
Vogue says that slighly grubby second-hand military uniforms will be de rigeur this season.
Since business now illegal, and, by inference, advertising, will never have to watch another tampon commercial ever again.
You get to share you spinach with everyone, so you dont have to eat it all.
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