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Top Ten Reasons Barbie Broke Up With Ken
(submitted by Teresa)
He trashed the dream house during a drunken party with G.I. Joe, Stretch Armstrong and the Lego Man, YET AGAIN.
It really grosses her out when one of his legs pops off.
He kept hinting she ought to try something more risque than that "MATTEL" tattoo.
She decided that she wanted more than a relationship that seemed plastic and hollow.
(the Ohio Rocketeer)
Barbie's a celebrity. Ken's a celebrity. Did you REALLY expect it to last very long?
He refused plastic surgery.
She caught him with some "tart" named "Strawberry Shortcake!"
She could never get him to talk.
She found out that "I was in that box with Skipper because little Susie put us there" was just a cover story.
She has spent years training to be an astronaut, a doctor, a teacher, and a police officer, but he's still the good-for-nothing surfer he was when they first met.
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