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Top Ten Signs You Are in a Bad Horror Movie
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When all the electricity goes out, you can't resist going into the basement, with a candle lighting the way, instead of a flashlight!
Your mother? dead. Your Dad? dead. The dog? dead. Oh, but SURE -- that stupid geek from down the street is still around...
You're starting to appreciate that you're a bookish virgin.
(em cee tron)
Your recently deceased pet dog is reborn as a vampire-zombie demon which eats the brains of clowns and is cursed by an ancient Indian god.
"Mutant Flesh-Eating Cheerleader Magical Pixie Alien Cyborg Zombie Teenagers from Outer Space" appear to be rapidly becoming largest demographic in your town.
While in the woods alone with your girlfriend, in a car, your tire bursts. Its dark and raining and you left the spare behind to make room for beer. There's a banging on the roof and blood is dripping.
"Hmm, all of my seven friends is missing in this faraway house formerly occupied by a psychopath. I'll strip down to a tank top and go look for them in the cellar."
when you and your friends are in a big empty house and hear a strange noise, one of them suggests that you all split up to 'investigate'.
The producer got a bulk discount on green goo.
Villager 1: "Let's go search the graveyard!". Villager 2:"No! Let's wait until midnight!"
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