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Top Ten Reasons You Got Engaged
(submitted by Deimodius)
It's not every day the person sitting next to you on the train has such lovely eyes.
So she'd start blaming everything on her new mother-in-law instead of you
After forgetting your anniversary and Valentine's Day, it was the only way to get her to speak with you again.
How else can you legally point a gun around a Macy's?
At your age, it feels a bit stupid to be sleeping with a teddy bear.
You figured mortgage payments would be cheaper than dinner dates and jewelry.
At some point you realized that the laundry simply has to get done.
(Alfredo Garcia, Danderson, Geoduck)
You can't say "boyfriend" because you're too old. You can't say "significant other" because you're not a wanker. And you can't say "partner" because then people think he's a lesbian.
(To drap across your forehead)
She had TIVO, and your BetaMax just quit. Coincidence? I think not!
You actually said, "Will you carry me?"
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