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Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Bachelor Party
(submitted by Sam I. Am)
The beer is warm and the stripper is 60.
Someone is explaining to you why HTML doesn't have commands because it's only a markup language and not a programming language.
Popcorn, Mountain Dew, Star Trek movie marathon.
The groom's 9 year old brother is there.
Two Words: Virtual Stripper.
(Drunken Vet Student)
The karoke machine can only play 80's top ten.
The bride-to-be is sitting in the corner. With a shotgun.
You have to blow up the "entertainment" first.
Your older brother comes out of the cake, and out of the closet at the same time.
(Hoss & HHH)
Instead of a stripper, your best man secured a certified tupperware consultant.
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