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Top Ten Signs it's Time to Rake Your Leaves
(submitted by AckThwap)
The neighbors are talking about organizing a "leaf intervention."
(No dear I didn't)
You have to move leaves so the smoke can come out the chimney.
Your wife just walked in. There are dirty dishes, screaming children, and stacks of bills. Outside there is sun, quiet, and your new Beer cosey-equipped rake.
The Geological Survey adjusted the town's average elevation based on your yard.
Spraying the tree with shellac didn't keep the leaves from falling off like you had planned.
You figure, maybe if you scratch Mother Earth's back, she'll scratch yours ... or at least give you some cookies.
Your new neighbor is 5'5'', blonde, C, single, good-looking, can cook and just bent over to plant some flowers outside.
The ones at the bottom have turned to crude oil.
(Moe Pontiac, Eagle Flyer, Talking Head)
That old lady living in the leaf hut in your yard just attacked you again.
(A little glowing friend, Kama)
Your wife still isn't speaking to you for sending your eight year old son to do it last weekend. Search and rescue wasn't too happy either.
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