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Top Ten Things We Learned From George W. Bush
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Well. I'd just like to say. That it's a sign of America's greatness. That someone. Who can't say. More than seven words in a row. Could be elected. President of the United States.
(Thank you and God Bless America!)
Daddy really CAN get you a job anywhere.
A weapons arsenal consisting of two camels and a pointy stick can be construed as Weapons of Mass Destruction if positioned next to a non-US oil well.
Many of our Imports come from other countries.
(bleedin' obvious, what?)
Our children is learning.
Pretzels are surprisingly dangerous.
It's not the speakability or wordgoodness that makes a president. It's the actiondoings.
How to speak with proper dictatiousness.
You can be a male cheerleader at college and still be leader of the free world!!
Never misunderestimate the president of the United States.
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