direct from . . .
Top Ten Signs You're Having A Bad Day
(submitted by El_Jefe)
When you get out of bed you miss the floor.
The pickup line, "I run an interactive top ten website" just doesn't seem to be working.
The first thing you hear when you open your eyes is "Toss 'im over the side, Phil, there's plenty more where that came from."
The homeless guy on the corner gives you money.
You wake up at five in the morning and the second you get out the door, you realize it's Saturday.
(LeeLee the Talking Turkey Vulture)
It's November the 3rd and you hear the word "recount" on the radio 9 times on the way to the campaign headquarters.
You're sharing a jail cell with Martha Stewart.
You find out that this list already existed in May, 2000.
The highlight of your day is reading this list.
You're wearing a yellow shirt with a black zig zag about halfway down.
Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full
copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's &
Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties
the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve
all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the
express consent of one of the authors.
Last modified: Oct 26, 2004