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Top Ten Signs You're Flying with a Bankrupt Airline
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The web site for e-tickets has a "check this box to donate a dollar for safety purposes" option.
The complimentry bag of nuts contain styrofoam packing peanuts.
Instead of saying, "Please fasten your seatbelts," the flight attendant says, "Please hold on tightly and hope for the best."
"Bucket" seats are actually buckets.
Meals have been reduced from dinner, to peanuts, to a single peanut.
The flight attendants dont ask if you want "a pillow" they ask you if you want "the pillow".
Their baggage claim department is an ebay preferred seller.
The second wing was deemed frivolous by management.
When they say "Smoking or non smoking?" they're asking which engine you want to sit by.
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, passengers are advised to hold their breath real good."
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