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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear About Your New House
(submitted by k.a)
Hey look, someone wrote the phone number for Ghostbusters inside the cabinet door.
(The A Man)
As the many broken windows prove, it's but a stone's throw away from several schools.
"There are a few rats in the basement, but don't worry, we think the tigers in the loft will get them."
Just mount everything a little unlevel... then you won't notice the slant.
It was built on an old Indian burial ground.. but those things hardly *ever* cause pets to rise from the dead anymore.
Don't worry... the screaming stops around midnight.
The walls were off plumb, but now that foundation cracked, everything is lining up nicely.
"By the way, any rumors you hear about demonic posession are *completely* overblown..."
Water pipes joints are 40% lead-free!
Luckily, the radon keeps the mold in check.
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