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Top Ten Signs You Have Been On Vacation Too Long
(submitted by Lumberjack)
You're now on a first-name basis with the guy who comes once a week to clean the hotel's pool.
Your name has been scraped off your office door, replaced with "Storage B."
You're struggling to find the motivation to shower.
People are scoffing at your "Mondale/Ferraro" button.
You actually consider the "My friend went to ___ and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" shirts to be extremely clever, and buy them for all of your friends.
Even spammers have stopped sending you e-mail.
Those little envelopes with cheques inside stopped arriving. You suppose it could be a problem with the post office.
You answer "what time is it" with the currently airing sitcom.
Your children no longer fit in the clothes you packed for them.
You're surprised to learn that your return ticket on Pan Am is no loger valid.
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