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Top Ten Things We've All Come to Agree On
(submitted by trinimus)
Your dad was right, but it took you 30 years to accept it.
Micheal Jackson has had a nose job.
Spending $300 on "Tickle Me Elmo" a few years ago wasn't the best long-term investment.
We miss scripted television.
Under no circumstances is it appropriate to fart on the first date.
Restricting your freedom of self-expression is a terrible thing, but nevertheless we'd still rather you consistently drove on the right.
"It's a Small World" will always be the most effective form of torture.
Our submissions always seemed funnier before we hit the 'submit' button.
Richard Simmons isn't our dad.
You should only provide urine samples when asked.
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