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Top Ten Uses for Earwax
(submitted by theEARWIG)
Gives your earbees something to do.
It's actually a very effective super-conductor, but only when picked in just the right way.
(I haven't figured out that way yet)
It's a one-for-one substitute for dog slobber.
Naturally Scented Candles for those Romantic Occasions
(Mr. Suave, Beowulf)
Spread it on the back of paper scraps - instant Post-It notes
(LeeLee the House Hippo)
When liberally applied provides shaping and contouring for the new grooming phenomenon 'Handlebar Earstaches'
Ever wondered what "yellow 58" is?
Lo-carb alternative to boogers
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