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Bert's and Ernie's Top Ten Pet Peeves
(submitted by Amy)
Nobody knows their last name.
(Buc an Ear)
Despite their years of award-winning stand-up and theatre performances, they were typecast early on in the roles of bath-taking morons who worshipped rubber fowls.
Their clothes won't be fashionable again untill the early 2020's.
The Rubber Duckie song still hasn't gone platinum.
Prairie Dawn is always trying to set up double dates.
No matter where they go, there are always two big guys lying on the floor below them.
Kermit keeps crashing at their pad to avoid Miss Piggy.
There's no "poop and scoop" law for Snuffaluffugi.
Just like Mary-Kate and Ashley, they are always thought of as one person.
People are constantly asking for directions to Sesame Street.
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