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Top Ten Changes to Improve the Presidential Elections
(submitted by Michelle Loves Dan)
Al Michaels and John Madden doing play by play on election night: "And here comes Mr. Bush taking West Virginia." "Boom - that's gotta hurt!"
(Tristan of Reform Party Kansas)
All Presidential debates should come with rotten vegetables; if we charge voters a dollar for three throws, we might be able to balance the budget too.
Post lyrics to "eenie-meenie-miney-mo" inside every voting booth.
(Luv U 2)
Adapt the BCS formula to select the President.
For every lie that's revealed, the offending candidate loses a finger/toe/appendage.
"Okay, lucky contestant, you can take the Presidency now...or you can trade it all for what's behind door number 1!"
An extra vote for the first 100 voters
To improve speed and accuracy, voting is done by "a show of hands."
Make it like a reality show where the contestants are constantly followed by cameras to catch them on tape insulting each other and saying stupid things so that... wait a sec... nevermind.
Have Candidate Bobble-Heads sitting beside each name in voting booths to prevent voter confusion.
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